Why I never visit rich people

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 16:01:16

Why I never visit rich people

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'd rather die of thirst

Post 2 by the reconstructionist (lucifer doesn't exist. he is only the planet venus personified!) on Monday, 30-Apr-2007 0:11:32

Lol Christina. That should be in the joke board. That's funny shit!!!!! Rotfl!!!!

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 30-Apr-2007 3:03:18

i saw that one on a list i was on, anoyed the heck out of me

Post 4 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Sunday, 06-May-2007 12:46:18

Yeah. It would probably annoy the heck out of me. We currently buy two brands of instant coffee, Kenco and Nescafae Gold Blend and those boxes of instant Capuccinoes because I'm addicted to them, Ovaltine, herbal teas, peppermint teas because mum likes those and PG Tipps pyramids. That's it, but anybody, rich or poor, would ask you if you want your tea or coffee black or white. We don't even use goats milk, just your average two-pint plastic carton of semi-skimmed and we're richer compared to a lot of middle-class families because mum works such long hours including an extra hours overtime most days as an HR Manager who's also in charge of the Finance department at Virgin Media, so I could also say I hate rich people, but we can also speak for ourselves.

Jen.